Manhattan Strip Clubs: Today’s TWoP News: February 5, 2010
Oh boy, American Idol producers have offered up Simon’s chair to Howard Stern. The New York loving shock-jock will probably decline the position, so here’s a handy guide for Fox executives about who they should give the job to. Now this rumor could be totally untrue, but Susan Delfino (Terri Hatcher) may be killed off of Desperate Housewives next season! Did producers read our alternate reality post or something? Maybe M.J. will get a bath from that stripper, after all! (Ugh.) Three more actors have been cast in upcoming broadcast pilots. ABC’s Awkward Situations for Men is starting to sound pretty awesome, don’t you think? Speaking of ABC, the network has picked up Wright vs. Wrong from MadTV’s Stephanie Weir. For the love of God, I hope Weir keeps former coworker Alex Borstein far away from this project, seriously. Without a Trace’s Enrique Murciano has joined Shonda Rhimes’s Off the Map pilot. Even though we totally know everything that’s going to happen already, con …