Manhattan Strip Clubs: Subo culture leader meets Miss Boyle
McLuz of McLuz met with Susan Boyle at her local hostelry for a few lemonades to discuss the BA course in subo culture at the University of Blackburn. McLuz had arranged the meeting at the local Tapas Bar but was forced to change the venue as the bar had a Canadian male stripper that evening.
Miss Boyle asked McLuz to explain the break in at the local library in which several fanatics were disturbed, arrested then deported. McLuz told Miss Boyle that these were members of a secret sect intent on taking over the university. Miss Boyle was shocked to hear of this and asked if there were others in this sect. McLuz stressed that these were the Praetorian Guard, dispatched by the sect leader to disrupt and create mayhem. Miss Boyle was relieved to learn that other members of the secret sect are easily identified by their red scarves and $25 “Red Room Susan Fans Rule” lapel badges and their mantra, “We love you Susan. Tell us you love us”.