Manhattan Strip Clubs: Our opinion: Story smolders as media fans the flame
His medical condition was described as “good” later in the day, to the relief of fans and indifferent observers alike.
That’s when the mundane took a bizarre twist.
His wife rescues him from the crashed SUV by swinging a golf club at the windows?
That’s rich!
She drags her unconscious husband out of the smashed window and onto the ground as a neighbor calls 911?
Amazing.
Sure, curiosity demands that we know why Elin Woods was carrying a golf club at 2:30 in the morning, even though we can’t imagine a Woods home without a few laying around. Curiosity adds to the water cooler discussions, which include the National Enquirer report that Woods is having an affair with a stripper. The other woman denies it, but the National Enquirer was right about former Sen. John Edwards, while the rest of the mainstream media poo-pooed the accusations.