Manhattan Strip Clubs: Not like any gossip columnist I know

6. This is a gossip columnist nobody wants to pester? There’s no intellectual traffic. My life is a daily, hourly snowstorm of stuff — faxes, deliveries, mail, hand-delivered parcels. Fitch gets maybe two phone calls. He’s not even obsessively checking e-mail.
7. Tiny wastepaper basket. Like they have in hotel johns. Not what could take the blizzard of clutter we get hourly.
8. She’s in the daily news business, but she lies on the couch at this 1 a.m.-ish time to first read that day’s newspaper.
9. They have zero connection to their apartment, as though it’s not theirs. No cleaning up a spot or straightening something she just notices. And although they appear quite comfortable, there’s no maid. Yet, as they rise the next day, coffee awaits.
10. The only real-life tabloid headline they reference, from the New York Post, is incorrect. It was “Headless body in topless bar,” not “Headless man.” Even in Albania, they know that. I mean — I’m sitting right here.

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