Manhattan Strip Clubs: Flavor of the Week: 10 Reasons It’s Great To Be a Single Straight Man in New …

The RecessionNo one has any money and you surely can’t afford to be springing for dinners, shows and wallet-killing luxuries when walking around on dates. That’s just fine. Save that money up and fly solo. Actually, one of the great perks of the recession is that widespread poverty has resulted in the return of cheap prostitution.
The Freedom To Run Away Too many people fall into a serious relationship and the woman starts clinging by creating some horrible mutual responsibility like owning a cat. Cats are totally absurd! You come home from happy hour and immediately have to mop piss off your cheap linoleum.Who wants that? If you stay single, you can relegate the urination to your sexual practices.What’s better: having a cat or fucking the tits off a random one-night stand and returning home to your bottle of Advil PM before the witching hour?
The Williamsburg Pool Parties
Where else can you find halfnaked women dancing around to music that’s actually pretty good? Certainly not strip clubs. These onesie-clad women make Grizzly Bear tolerable and Jay-Z even showed up last summer!

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