Manhattan Strip Clubs: "2010 Academy Awards red carpet review."
HALLELUJAH! And there were angels singing on high! I love love love this dress! It’s freaking blowing my mind! This dress, the hair, everything is exactly what Oscar Red Carpet means to me. I love the hair so much I want to have an excuse to wear mine like that! The dress is totally different. It would look like a potato sack on anyone over 120lbs but on SJP it looks FAB! Seriously, I want the dress and the hair and the spray tan. Maybe not the 10 lbs of eye liner, but that’s a personal preference.
Anna Kendrick – Grade C
Yeah, not so much. If she had a tan maybe she could do this. I hate the lace that peaks out of the slit. The lace reminds me of Madonna circa 1986. Those shoes look like stripper polls too! If I could rip off the lace on the slit and dye this dress navy blue or purple I’d probably love it!