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4 The cute factor could go way down — We all love the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet, but CBS should buy the rights to it. Then air it before the game and have Mike Vick play the referee. If he snaps at one of the canines, the NFL should ban him for life. If he keeps his cool, we’ll let him suit up for the Bills or Rams — not sure which outcome is worse.
5 Let us hear — Mike up the players. The most fun we’ve ever had watching Peyton Manning wasn’t in the AFC championship when he carved up the Jets midway through the game. It was when NFL Films caught him cursing out Jeff Saturday in a regular-season game. Of course, we had to wait weeks for that to surface. Just give it to us live.
6 ‘The Hangover,’ NFL edition — Uh, put it in Vegas. Why has this not happened yet? It would be especially beneficial in a game with a huge underdog. After a week of strippers, booze and nonstop gambling by the heavy favorites, we’d have a level playing field come Super Bowl Sunday.