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Following the announcement of free bumpers for iPhone 4 owners, Apple intends to encase its corporate headquarters in rubber, eSarcasm has learned.
CEO Steve Jobs has authorized Apple’s top prophylactics engineers to build an enormous rubber bumper to fit snugly around the main campus at One Infinite Loop, according to sources within the company who requested anonymity because they like having thumbs. When completed, the bumper would stand 12 feet high and extend approximately 1.25 miles, covering the entire perimeter of the Appleplex.
Unlike with the iPhone 4, where bumpers enhance the flow of voice and data to the handset, the Apple Information Bumper would serve to keep data from leaking out. The move is intended to stem an embarrassing flow of leaks from Apple employees, which resulted in iPhone prototypes being left in hofbraus, Vietnamese soup kitchens, and strip clubs.

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The surprise announcement that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are back together and planning marriage AND a Realty Show, portends a bigger train wreck than experienced in Andhra Pradesh, India last week which killed scores of passengers.
Levi, who insiders say ‘came up way short’ in his frontal nudity spread in Playgirl, failed in his escort service when Craigs List refused to run his illiterate ads, and was laughed out of porn studio during a ‘reading’, is said to have turned over his career to Jon Gosselin in an effort to ‘make a success of himself.’
The announcement of the wedding has left the Palin & Johnston family dazed and confused, with Levi’s mother, Sherry 43, arrested in 2008 for drug crimes, afraid that “I’ll never see my grandson again!”

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N.J. Supreme Court rejects Perth Amboy man’s request to have manslaughter conviction overturned
Published: Monday, July 19, 2010, 1:07 PM     Updated: Monday, July 19, 2010, 1:10 PM
PERTH AMBOY — The New Jersey Supreme Court has rejected a Perth Amboy man’s argument that his conviction for killing a prostitute in the city in 2004 should be overturned because he was not permitted to call a psychiatrist to explain why he would confess to a crime he didn’t commit.
In a unanimous opinion released today, the justices affirmed Graciano Martinez-Rosales’ conviction for aggravated manslaughter in the fatal stabbing of Carolyn Arrington, 38.
Martinez-Rosales, now 26, tried to suppress his confession before his 2006 trial and called a psychiatrist, Robert Latimer, to buttress his argument that death threats made by investigators before he gave his statement caused him to confess to a crime he didn’t commit.

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Which brings us to CNN, where rumors that the cable news channel is finalizing talks with America’s Got Talent judge Piers Morgan to assume the marquee 9 p.m. time slot now occupied by Larry King seem to be the final admission that the news-first strategy once favored by Ted Turner’s brainchild is officially ancient history.
The first sign, of course, was the hiring of disgraced former New York Gov. Elliot Spitzer and conservative columnist Kathleen Parker to replace Campbell Brown at 8 p.m. In a matchup that first sounded like a practical joke “Where’s the one place an ex-governor ousted for hiring prostitutes would feel like the least scummy guy in the building? The TV news industry!” (rim shot) CNN busted its habit of hiring actual broadcast journalists for its high-profile gigs.

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Boeing’s new 787 aircraft unveiled 00:53 Boeing’s new 787 aircraft unveiled AFP Video Monday, Jul. 19, 2010 11:05AM EDT The first international landing of Boeing’s new 787 aircraft is set to take place in Farnborough on Sunday at the town’s biennal air show.
China’s soaring energy use 01:26 China’s soaring energy use Globe and Mail Update Monday, Jul. 19, 2010 12:41PM EDT Latest IEA numbers mark a sea change as U.S. slides out of top spot
Dream box office weekend for Inception 01:38 Dream box office weekend for Inception AP Video Monday, Jul. 19, 2010 10:27AM EDT Leonardo DiCaprio and Christopher Nolan’s ‘Inception’ is no sleeper as the thriller opens with a No. 1 finish at the weekend box office
AP Video Monday, Jul. 19, 2010 08:07AM EDT
Actress shows a different side of herself as a mother forced into prostitution to provide for her family in The Client List premiering on July 19.

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Vienna – Governments in Eastern Europe and Central Asia need to reach out to street children and mothers infected with the AIDS virus if the region’s epidemic – the fastest growing in the world – is to be reversed, a United Nations report said Monday.
Some 1.5 million people in the region are infected with HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, the UN children’s fund, UNICEF, said in a report released at the 18th International AIDS Conference in Vienna.
Governments should stop stigmatizing children and others with HIV and instead implement preventive programs in the region based on an approach of “inclusion and solidarity,” UNICEF said.
Such programmes should be aimed at street children and young people who engage in high-risk behaviour, such as drug use and prostitution, UNICEF said.

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Anthony Lake, UNICEF’s executive director, said efforts to contain this rapid spread were being thwarted by harsh political and social attitudes, particularly to the 3.7 million injecting drug users in the region who are at very high risk of HIV.
“Children and adolescents living on the margins of society need access to health and social welfare services, not a harsh dose of disapproval,” he said in commentary with the report. “We need to build an environment of trust and care, not one of judgment and exclusion.”
About 33.4 million people worldwide are infected with HIV. Since AIDS emerged in the 1980s, almost 60 million people have been infected with it and 25 million have died. Drug users can spread HIV by sharing needles with an infected person.
UNICEF said authorities in Eastern Europe and Central Asia needed to set up non-judgmental services to address the needs of marginalized people such as drug addicts and prostitutes.

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ALL MY CHILDREN Erica asked Jack to postpone their wedding after Caleb kissed her and said he would give up his secluded life for her. Greenlee followed Ryan to New York City after learning that Madison had gone with him.
AS THE WORLD TURNS Vienna vowed to get Henry back when he went looking for Barbara after Katie told him that Vienna had never been pregnant. Lily pretended she doesnt care about the fact that Holden is going to marry Molly.
BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL Hope, who is going to college, told Oliver to be careful around Steffy while shes gone. Because Steffy will continue to blackmail her, Brooke told Oliver that shes telling Ridge they unknowingly slept together.
DAYS OF OUR LIVES When Philip asked if hes the father of Chloes baby, she admitted that he or Daniel could be the father. Madeline tripped and fell down a flight of stairs after admitting to her son Chad that she once worked as a call girl.

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The Praetorian guards, of course, were a specially chosen group of soldiers who abused their imperial power over Rome. Mad Men depicts a group of men who have great influence over what they consider their particular citizenry — consumers — and their particular emperor — consumerism. By cataloguing this group’s “licentious” excesses (imbibing during the workday, hiring prostitutes on the company dime, etc.), general indifference to the burgeoning youth counterculture (think: Bertram Cooper’s horror at Kennedy’s lack of hat), and miring themselves in the past (Roger Sterling’s unfortunate minstrel show in “My Old Kentucky Home”), Weiner, consciously or unconsciously, is demonstrating the ways in which America’s Old Guard is leading the ’50s generation to its end by stubbornly refusing to go forward. Weiner has remarked of that generation of people, “[They were saying,] ‘We don’t want to be that way. We’d rather fail.’”

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Chatham limits location of tattoo parlors, adult entertainment by Jake Remaly on July 17th, 2010 Comment At a Loyalty Ink benefit in December for the New Jersey Battered Women’s Shelter, co-owner Shawn Berhman tattoos Brian Bedell of Rockaway Township. The Roxbury tattoo parlor is concerned other towns will follow Chatham’s lead in restricting where tattoo parlors can operate. (Staff photos: Dawn Benko) CHATHAM — Tattoo parlors, body piercing shops and adult entertainment stores looking to open in the borough will be limited to an industrial zone by the Passaic River following the Borough Council’s unanimous passage this week of an ordinance originally penned in response to a vendor inquiry last December. Mayor V. Nelson Vaughan III, knowing the borough couldn’t ban such establishments outright due to the First Amendment, had legal counsel — including borough attorney Anne Marie Rizzuto — craft an ordinance to limit such businesses that would hold up in court. Scott Valencia, co-owner of Loyalty Ink, …

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