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Asked what the best prank he’d ever pulled was, Jimmy responded, “The best prank I ever pulled was, I told a guy that five years from now, I’ll give you my show. Then when the five years came, I gave it to him and took it back almost instantly,” he smiled, making a clear jab at Jay passing the “Tonight Show” on to Conan O’Brien.


Jay then asked, “Ever order anything off the TV?”
“You mean like NBC ordered your show off the TV?” Jimmy grinned.
The barbs continued as Jay asked Jimmy, former host of “The Man Show,” about lapdances.
“I don’t like [strippers] in general because you have a phony relationship with them for money — similar to when you and Conan were on ‘The Tonight Show,’ passing the torch,” Jimmy said.



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There are certain newspaper headlines that catch your eye and stop you in your tracks. Like the New York Post’s famous “Headless Body in Topless Bar.” Or such tabloid greats as “Evil Cows Ate My Garden,” “Double Decker Bus Found on Moon,” and my personal favorite, “Proof of Reincarnation” Baby Born with Wooden Leg.”
Along similar lines, I was startled this week when London’s Daily Mail published an article headlined, “Could we be in for 30 years of global COOLING?”"Triggered by the unusual cold and snow in the United Kingdom over the last few weeks, the article began, “Britain’s big freeze is the start of a worldwide trend towards colder weather that seriously challenges global warming theories, eminent scientists claimed yesterday.”
The story went on to reference various researchers and their institutions, including the National Snow and Ice Data Center at the University of Colorado in Boulder, which reported, according to the Mail, that, “the warming of the Earth since 1900 is due to natural oceanic cycles, and not man-made greenhouse gases”

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Jimmy had previously hosted his own late night show on ABC in character as Jay Leno. Leno returned the favor by inviting Jimmy on The Jay Leno Show last night as part of his “10 @ 10″ segment in which Leno asks 10 questions of his choosing. Big mistake.
When Leno asked Kimmel what his favorite prank was, Kimmel responded, “I told a guy that five years from now, I’m going to give you my show, and then I gave it to him and took it back almost instantly.” Kimmel continued, “I think he works at Fox or something now.”
Then Jay asked, “Ever order anything off the TV?” Kimmel responded, “You mean the way NBC ordered your show off the TV?”
But it didn’t stop there. When asked about strippers, Kimmel said, “I don’t like strippers because you have a phony relationship with them for money. Sort of like the way you and Conan were on The Tonight Show together passing the torch? You know what I’m saying.”

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Then Jay asked him if he ever ordered anything off the TV. Jimmy said, ” Like NBC ordered your show off the TV ?” Next, Jay asked him, what’s the most number of lap dance you’ve had in one night ? Jimmy said, ” Jay my mother’s watching the show so. Actually,no,wait a minute. The show’s canceled,right? Nobody’s watching the show. Ya know, strippers I don’t like in general because you have this phony relationship with them for money. Similar to that of when you and Conan were on the Tonight Show together,passing the torch. You know what I’m saying.” The rest of the questions and answers continued in similar fashion. You can check them all out in the clip,below.

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My man Anthony did not exactly nail it, presenting a dress that looks sort of like someone has stitched a satchel to his model’s hip where she hide  a loaf of French bread if she needed to smuggle it out of the store. (But who am I kidding? Models don’t eat bread. I meant watercress.) Michael later describes it as a way for her to “steal champagne bottles at a garden party.” Damn you Michael Kors for writing lines more clever than I. Where were you last year when Lindsay Lohan was passed out in her chair, mumbling about Nicolas’ brilliance?
All the other designers are fairly unremarkable, except for Seth Aaron, who has put together a nice little punk rock plaid dress with a cool back. I could see Nicole Richie in this outfit, if she put on 30 pounds.
 In the end, Emilio earns a well-deserved victory, and Christiane gets sent home, just edging out Jesus’ Sharon Stone stripper outfit. (I was so unmoved by the whole thing, I’m not even going to do my usual gag about scary music and tension mounting. But just know that the music was scary, and the tension was not.)

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When she finally showed up all the other girls were tittering about her and Lynn said “I just walked into the screen door! Did anyone else do that??” And the others just sort of giggled and said “No…” and Lynn shrugged her shoulders. “Well I’ve gone right through ‘em before. Just right through.” And I really, really believed her. I fully believed that Lynn has spent a reasonable amount of her life walking clear through screen doors, barging and stumbling into the house like a monster or zombie, “Oh… for God’s… oh… door! There’s a door here… Oh jeez… Not again…” If Lynn was Polish, she’d be the first one out of the submarine.
After everyone laughed at poor old Lynn, Vicki said she had a surprise. Gretchen, I’m sure, eagerly expected a stripper. Tamra hopefully imagined Vicki handing them all huge sacks of money. Lynn frustratedly tried to figure out what “supper eyes” could possibly be. And Juggs smoothed her hair and straightened her dress, sure that Jesus would soon come crashing through the screen door to take her to women’s heaven. But only Vicki knew the true surprise. And the surprise was…

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Bad idea, Jay Leno. Leno invited Jimmy Kimmel on the floundering The Jay Leno Show to help him out with the “10 at 10″ segment. Kimmel then took the opportunity to lambaste Leno, after it was recently confirmed that Leno would take back his 11:35 – 12:35 timeslot, leaving Conan O’Brien out in the dust. And, as you can guess, awkwardness ensued.
When Leno asked Kimmel what his favorite prank was, Kimmel said, ”I told a guy that five years from now, I’m going to give you my show, and then I gave it to him and took it back almost instantly.”
Leno quickly moved on.
“Ever order anything off the TV?” Leno asked.
“You mean the way NBC ordered your show off the TV?” Kimmel replied.
When the subject of strippers came up, Kimmel said, “I don’t like strippers because you have a phony relationship with them for money. Sort of like the way you and Conan were on ‘The Tonight Show’ together passing the torch? You know what I’m saying.”

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And when they get into a talk about strippers, Kimmel says, “I don’t like strippers because you have a phony relationship with them for money. Sort of like the way you and Conan were on The Tonight Show together passing the torch? You know what I’m saying.” Finally Jimmy Kimmel tells Jay Leno, “Listen, Jay, Conan and I have children, all you have to take care of is cars. I mean, who have lives to lead here. You’ve got $800 million, for God’s sakes… leave our shows alone.”

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Leno asked Kimmel during his “10 at 10″ segment what is favorite prank was, “I told a guy that five years from now, I’m going to give you my show, and then I gave it to him and took it back almost instantly. I think he works at Fox or something now.”
The audience was filled with uncomfortable laughter and groans at this point, but Kimmel wasn’t stopping there. Leno went on to ask him if he ever ordered a show off the air and Kimmel replied, “You mean the way NBC ordered your show off the TV?”
When asked about strippers, Kimmel said, “I don’t like strippers because you have a phony relationship with them for money. Sort of like the way you and Conan were on ‘The Tonight Show’ together passing the torch? You know what I’m saying.”

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