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Manhattan Strip Clubs: Saturday Night Brain-Dead

Paterson on the cast of “Jersey Shore”: “The people on that show are the cream of the crop. The ‘Jersey Shore’ is their ‘McLaughlin group.’”Meyers: “But New Jersey just voted their Governor out this past fall.”Patterson: “Which is like the junkyard hiring a new night watchmen.That’s like when a stripper calls herself Chastity.”Meyers: “What is your next plan?”Patterson: “I’m just going to hold on till 2012.”Meyers: “There isn’t an election in 2012.”Patterson: “That’s when the Mayans say the world will end. Everything will be reduced to rubble and flaming piles of garbage or like I like to call it…New Jersey!”

Paterson on the cast of “Jersey Shore”: “The people on that show are the cream of the crop. The ‘Jersey Shore’ is their ‘McLaughlin group.’”Meyers: “But New Jersey just voted their Governor out this past fall.”Patterson: “Which is like the junkyard hiring a new night watchmen.That’s like when a stripper calls herself Chastity.”Meyers: “What is your next plan?”Patterson: “I’m just going to hold on till 2012.”Meyers: “There isn’t an election in 2012.”Patterson: “That’s when the Mayans say the world will end. Everything will be reduced to rubble and flaming piles of garbage or like I like to call it…New Jersey!”

See the full article from “The Star-Ledger – NJ.com (blog)”

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